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FAKE MONEY, BLUE SMOKE

Josh Haven

In the first caper from a "promising new talent" (Publishers Weekly), a skilled counterfeiter hires a crew of career criminals to steal an artwork from a speeding train.
When former platoon sergeant Matt Kubelsky is paroled from Ray Brook Federal Correctional Institute in upstate New York, he's surprised to find his ex-girlfriend waiting for him out in the parking lot. An ex-girlfriend he's spent years pining for after she dumped him and stopped answering his letters. An ex-girlfriend who wonders if her ex-boyfriend can help her out of some extra-legal difficulty of her own. During the years Matt was in prison, Kelly Haggerty discovered she couldn't earn a satisfactory living as an artist, so she turned her artistic talents to counterfeiting foreign currency and ended up embroiled in an international money laundering intrigue. Now she hopes she can get herself out of trouble with a cleverly-plotted theft and one last enormous score. The missing ingredient is someone Kelly can trust to do the dirty work, recruiting career criminals who won't flinch at the opportunity to make good money by whatever means necessary. And Matt is happy to oblige, as it seems like the perfect opportunity to settle the score with the men responsible for ruining his life and putting him away for a crime he didn't commit. The heist - a horseback robbery of valuable artwork from a speeding Amtrak train - seems to be going perfectly, until one of the players starts to suspect he's been paid in counterfeit bills. Pulse-pounding suspense, wholly original action scenes, and enough double-crosses to leave readers reeling make this caper a must-read for fans of fast, adrenaline-fueled crime fiction. This is the first thriller from the author whose seafaring adventure novels are published under the pseudonym J.H. Gelernter, FAKE MONEY, BLUE SMOKE announces an exciting new voice in the genre. Before publishing his first novel, Josh Haven was an art critic for magazines & newspapers in the US & Europe and an astrogeophysicist who solved the Saturn-Hyperion density/porosity problem. His seafaring adventure novels are published under the name J.H. Gelernter; FAKE MONEY, BLUE SMOKE is his first crime novel.
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Published 2022-12-01 by Myterious Press

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The various locales and flourishes in this exceptional heist thriller raise this to the book equivalent of a blockbuster movie. Not to be missed! Read more...

Superb... smart, fast, twisty and dangerous. Highly recommended.

Reading Haven's novel is akin to watching a Coen brothers' film: it's darkly funny, horrifically violent, packed with bizarre twists, and full of outrageous schemes, brutal double crosses, and sadistic revenge... it's a powerful book - tightly written, with an original plot, compelling characters, and a stunning conclusion.

A pleasing romp through James Bond territory.

Keeps the suspense high without sacrificing plausibility. A promising new talent.

A rip-roaring roller coaster ride from a fresh new voice.