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LOVE HIM OR LEAVE HIM, BUT DON'T GET STUCK WITH THE TAB

Loni Love

Put Yourself First and Love Will Follow

That’s the message of this fresh and funny relationship book by beloved actress-comedienne Loni Love. Full of down-to-earth advice on love, sex, and dating, Loni delivers answers to women’s most pressing relationship questions along with plenty of hilarious been-there-done-that tales—from hooking up to breaking up to everything in between.
As Loni says: “You can love him or you can leave him, but the day a man starts taking advantage of you is when you need to remember that putting yourself first is the most important step in finding love. That’s the foundation for all the advice I give, because it’s a message so many women need to hear, over and over, like multiple orgasms.” Sure you can act like a lady and think like a man, or admit that he’s just not that into you, but the path to lasting love is looking out for number one and treating yourself like the great catch you are. (Or becoming one, after following Loni’s advice!) If you’re in a great relationship, she gives tips on keeping it strong (Love him). If you’re having problems that seem insurmountable, she tells you how to extricate yourself from difficult situations (Leave him). But no matter what, don’t let yourself get bullied, cheated on, or taken advantage of (aka Stuck with the tab). Every woman deserves a healthy, satisfying, exciting love life, so what are you waiting for? Loni Love has all the answers. LONI LOVE is a top touring stand-up comedian and regular panelist on Chelsea Lately, CNN News Network, and Loveline with Dr. Drew. She is the co-host of the nationally syndicated radio chow Café Mocha and her podcast “This Week in Love” premiered in 2013. She lives in Los Angeles and is happily single with no cats.
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Published 2023-10-10 by Simon and Schuster

Comments

The funny stuff comes from Loni, the advice comes from me. When do I get a book deal?

If Loni Love is half as good at giving advice as she is at drinking Hennessy, the world is about to be a much better place.

Very funny advice for women! In fact, I’ve never been in favor of banning books, but now I am.

Loni Love gives wise funny advice straight from the heart. She's the best boo anyone could hope to have.

Listen up: Loni Love is a force to be reckoned with. She will give you confidence, boost your game, and call you out on all your stupid decisions. She's like Simon Cowell with a weave.