NICE IS JUST A PLACE IN FRANCE

You may not know the word, but you definitely know the girl. Remember that girl in high school who everyone wanted to be? That girl who somehow had all the guys wrapped around her little finger, whose outfit was always perfectly coordinated, and who magically accomplished whatever she wanted with zero effort?

Ever wonder how she did it? Well congrats, the Betches are here to explain it all--how to combine the hotness of Kate Moss with the wit of Chelsea Handler and the fuck-off vibe of Anna Wintour, and you have yourself the ultimate betch. True betches are born, not made, and if you're not one of us, it can be hard to keep up. But they believe that everyone has a little betch in them, even if you're the nicest doormat around. Regardless of what she'll admit out loud, every girl wants to be a betch because a betch always gets what she wants.

This book isn't self-help. Self-help is for fat people and divorcees. NICE IS JUST A PLACE IN FRANCE is the betch-in-training bible, addressing the types of problems real girls face in the real world, like, "What do I do if my pot dealer isn't answering my texts?" and "Is it okay to give head on the first date?" So throw away your Cosmo and turn off Oprah, because the betches are in business.