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PROPER BADGER WOULD NEVER TRASH THE CLASSROOM!

Lauren Glattly Rob, Jr. Sayegh

Proper Badger would never go to school . . . or would he?
Proper Badger is going to school. It's possible he got on the wrong bus . . . but he's always wanted to go school, and after all, he looks exactly like all of the other well-behaved, well-mannered students. He can't wait to get tons of gold stars. He has heard gold stars are crunchy and delicious. He will be on his very best badger behavior. Take a bite out of the class pet? Eat the macaroni for arts and crafts? Devour the butterflies? He would NEVER! Lauren Glattly is a children's book author and humor writer who likes telling silly stories, dressing up for parties, and laughing a lot. Proper Badger Would Never! is her debut children's book. Lauren lives in New York with her family. You can find her online at LaurenGlattly.com. Rob Sayegh Jr. is a former toy designer turned author-illustrator of Love Tails and the illustrator of Arlo Draws an Octopus, Cupig, and Seth Meyers's New York Times bestseller I'm Not Scared, You're Scared! When he is not doodling or writing, he enjoys collecting vintage toys, being an official snack taste-tester, and falling in love with every dog he meets. He currently lives in San Francisco, California with his family. To see more of Rob's work, please visit RobSayArt.com.
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Published 2025-07-22 by Flamingo Books