THE BEST THINGS TO SCREAM INTO

This is the perfect book for channeling your anger, anxiety, and ennui and is certainly the gag gift we all need in 2020.

Screaming is an important part of our everyday lives these days. Make your screams more fun with this diverse selection of the best things to scream into! From old favorites to new and unique screaming experiences, you will discover a variety of exciting options that are guaranteed to improve your frequent screaming sessions. Find your favorite:

The Grand Canyon (Nature's most beautiful place to scream)
The Hole in a Freshly Toasted Bagel (That is what the hole is for.)
The Library (The forbidden scream)
Your Ex-Wife's Sweater That Still Smells Like Her (Please come back Amy.)
A Glass Jar So You Can Save Your Screams for Later (Scream storage is important.)
Baby Monitor (Shut up baby. I am trying to sleep.)
And more!

With more than 50 creative suggestions, even the most anguished among us will uncover a treasure trove of ideas that is guaranteed to expand our screaming horizons.

This book is the brainchild of Obvious Plant, the delighfully retro, parodical online humor brand with 485k Instagram followers, 407k Facebook followers, and 84k Twitter followers and a popular web store selling many of its fake toys, calendars, and more. A 500-copy run of a $24 self-published edition of this book nearly sold out in days (450 copies sold to date). We will publish as a gifty paper-over-board hardcover with 55-60 full-color photos throughout

Orson Spooring is a world-renowned expert in the art and practice of therapeutic screaming. Jeff Wysaski is the founder of Obvious Plant, one of the Internet's premier humor sites, which has been featured by BuzzFeed, HuffPo, Bored Panda, Hi-Fructose, and NPR.