UNF*CKUPABLE

The latest foul-mouthed cooking manifesto from Zach Golden guarantees that even you, yes you, can't possibly f-up these 50 new recipes. It's sure to find its way into the hearts of the 400,000 people who bought What the F*** Should I Make for Dinner?

Author Zach Golden has curated and honed a collection of dishes that anyone, even you, can make without screwing them up. From his first book, where he approached the dinner question with the endless variety of a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure novel, to two successive titles guiding the aimless masses towards what to drink and what to do with their lives, Golden is the master at telling other people what to do. This next book marries scaled-down kitchen techniques with satisfying outcomes, with a heavy dose of profanity and deadpan humor. Don't f*@# up any of the following:

- Chicken and Rice Soup
- Roasted Vegetable and Bacon Hash
- Fennel, Sausage, and Arugula Pasta

... and more, delivering on delicious meals as long as you don't do anything stupid like start a grease fire, cut off a finger, or spill hot pasta water down your pants. Unless, as he says, you're really, really dumb, they're Unf*ckupable.

Zach Golden is a writer and filmmaker. He started www.WhattheFuckShouldIMakeforDinner.com in 2010, and is the author of What the F*** Should I Make for Dinner?, What the F*** Should I Drink?, and What the F*** Should I Do with My Life? He lives in the Catskills Mountains far away from people.